Poetry of the Email Subject Line: Ups and Downs

Wonderful news
Romney in a landslide?
Hell no
You know it, I know it
Dinner with the Obamas
Fly out to meet us
Before the polls open
We're getting outspent
Take this seriously
Cat's out of the bag
I will be outspent
Sad to say
--B.H. Obama
It's only the beginning
Want a seat?
Your chance
See for yourself
This Saturday only!
Road trip with Mitt
I'll save you a seat
Small towns
What a ride
Want a seat
Ride along
Kick off your week
--W.M. Romney
[All genuine subject lines from June 7 to present.]